OMG

“Too Cool!” I said.
“Moooooooooom,” gasped The Pea in disgust. “We don’t say ‘too cool’ anymore. That’s SO last year. Or even two years ago, like when I was five!”
“Good to know,” I said.
“Now we say OMG.”
“OMG? What’s that?” I asked, as if oblivious to the year 2010.
“It’s Oh My Goodness, MOM, and it means the same thing as ‘too cool’” replied the Pea.
“Ah.” I said.
“Now let’s practice, you try it Mom.”
“OMG!” I gasped in true Valley Girl Gag Me With A Spoon fashion. (I am a child from the ‘80s).
“Mom, I’m not trying to be rude, but you sound like a brat. Let’s try one more time.”
“O.M.G.” I said, in my best non-brat, yet too cool voice.
“Not bad, but it needs work….”